asylphintheclouds-deactivated20:

The local oldies station just played “All Star” by Smashmouth. Which was made in 1999 and popularized again in “Shrek” in 2001.

“All Star” is an oldie.

noahnicholasreid:

silentstep:

nickholmes:

“You can’t win - I have the high ground.”

#this is up dog   (via teapotsahoy)

phosphorescent-naidheachd:

brennatwohy:

“Forgive Me My Salt,” Brenna Twohy.

[Image description: A photo of an opened paperback book against a reddish wood background. The poem on the page facing the camera reads,

“When I Say I Forgive You, Know This
I did not bury the hatchet.
I have the hatchet in my hands.
I am building myself a new house.”]

dctvladies:

You wanna know why people like her exist? Why they keep on showing up to spread hope? It’s because you inspired them and now they feel abandoned. What? What are you talking about? Please, Kate. I know you’re Batwoman. I actually can’t believe I didn’t figure it out sooner. Of course Batwoman’s the same girl who hunted down Derek Peters and locked him in a urinal after he ditched me at Homecoming. And of course the maniac on the Bat Bike is the same maniac who taught me how to drive without actually having her license and totally charmed her way out of a ticket after my ass got us pulled over.

squesbians:

if anyone ever asks you what utena is about just show them this

leahclearwaterdefensesquad:

twitter was fucking brutal today

tagging: @sallydrapers​, @cresmix​, @handsomejosei​, @starlitsea​

normal-horoscopes:

lamignonette:

Audrey Wollen via Lauren Spencer King

This high art is completely indistinguishable from a quality shitpost and I cannot quite describe the sheer existiential satisfaction and calm I am feeling right now

rodrickheffeley:

rodrickheffeley:

i think this post makes more sense now than ever

zagreus:

thelustiestargonianmaid:

thelustiestargonianmaid:

thelustiestargonianmaid:

Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

This is from a list of canon swear words

*peppers these into my regular conversation*